What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Has Messi scored against the Buffon?

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What does it mean to dream about demons possessing people, and what can be done about this dream that keeps occurring for years?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What’s a historical event you wish more people talked about?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Im happy but there is a heavy feeling of sadness in my heart that I just can't remove. Why am I like this?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live and Let Die

Islam is definitely a very anti-LGBTQ religion, so why don't liberals ever stage pro-LGBTQ demonstrations at mosques or at the consulates/embassies of Muslim countries?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…